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Please keep your shirt on in the pit,
It’s really hot but you’re way too slick,
We came for the punk, you brought the funk,
Now we smell just like your junk!
If your shirt is off, please put it on,
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!
If your shirt is off, please put it on,
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!
I was slam dancing when it happened,
Tripped in the crowd, and fell to the ground,
My face hit your back, into your crevasse,
Now I know the taste of your swass.
If your shirt is off, please put it on,
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!
If your shirt is off, please put it on,
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!
Please keep it on/we need the traction,
When it gets slippery/I want out of the action,
I’m not that mad/I think it’s rotten,
All I want it/separation by cotton!
Please keep it on/we need the traction,
When it gets slippery/I want out of the action,
I’m not that mad/I think it’s rotten,
All I want it/separation by cotton!
When in punk rock society,
We need limits to impropriety,
Even Hal Johnson and Matthew McConaughey,
Know when they should sport a tee-ee!
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